“Don’t quote me on any of this. It’s been a long time since I’ve been tested”
“Personally, I’ve been here since 1982, and I’d say it’s about time for breakfast.”
“It’s been so many years since I actually had a date that I’ve forgotten how to act. You don’t mention your ex when you’ve finished fucking your date; it’s poor protocol”
“It’s been fifteen years since I’ve killed a man. At least a man against whom I held a grudge.”
“The problem with procrastination is it’s been around since the beginning of time it seems.”
“It's been a long time since I let a man boss me around. I kind of miss it.”