“Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.”
“Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,--making us think of funnier and funnier things.”
“Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.”
“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.”
“It is funnier to bend things than to break them.”
“If I had free will, I would choose to be funnier.”