“I fainted....and you ate my ass?You fed me my own ass?”
“In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.”
“America smiled at me and wiped my face. “You are such a pain in the ass, Abby. God, I love you!”
“You’re a pain in my ass.”“I was a pain in the ass long before I met you, Roman. Don’t take it personally.”
“Logan Cale: If I just had my ass handed to me by a size three, I'd be inclined to mind my own business.”
“As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.”