“It sounds as if you'd like to be God.”

“Like the he-man movie stars who turn out to be queer . . . or the silent-film actors whose voices sound terrible recorded--the audience only wants a limited amount of honesty. [ellipses original]”

“I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.”

“Everything sounds so much better when it comes out of a man's mouth”

“Right now, me getting killed would be redundant....You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too late....Right now, getting killed would be a breath of spring.”

“Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”

“When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd never stare long enough to get if they'd even just return your gaze, this, this is your revenge.”