“It took my whole life to buy this stuff.”
“I have never even idly thought for a single passing second that it might make my life nicer to have a small rude incontinent person follow me around screaming and making me buy them stuff for the rest of my life.”
“Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer”
“Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.”
“The people who are rebelling meaningfully don't buy a lot of stuff.”
“Endless nights took on my whole life. Or so I thought. It turns out that all your friends, they were just mean, dressed up.”