“Just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional fits of jealous rage.”

“The weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums.”

“Just for the record, how I feel right now is very terrific.”

“Just for the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such a great skill to have.”

“Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't. ”

“Just for the record, being smeared with shit and naked in the wilderness, spattered with pink vomit, this does not necessarily make you a real artist.”

“Just for the record, waking up on drugs with your pubic hair shaved and something plastic stuck in your vagina doesn't necessarily make you a real artist.”