“Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago.”
“Dude, you don't want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is like no-pussy times ten.”
“I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants.”
“Nihilists! I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.”
“I don’t think so, dude. Gabriel would kill me. And then Scarlet would kill me. And they could just keep on killing me over and over again because I don’t ever die. Do you know how much that would suck?”
“Griffin: “Dude! You get to film-fuck Sienna Sexton! High five!”