“Kill your­self or don’t kill your­self, but stop tor­tur­ing me. I’m try­ing to move on with my life.”

“There were jobs so bor­ing, you’d find ways to crip­ple your­self so you couldn’t work.”

“I don’t want her falling in love with me as a voice on the phone while at the same time she’s try­ing to ditch me as a re­al per­son.”

“Quit try­ing to fix your life. Deal with your one big is­sue.”

“It’s a fun playtime. Please, don’t kill it with big words.”

“Right now, me getting killed would be redundant....You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too late....Right now, getting killed would be a breath of spring.”

“I'm in love. So kill me.”