“My point is, that if I'm honest, my life is all about me.”

“About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.”

“All I want is somebody to ask me what happened. Then, I’ll get on with my life.”

“My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill.”

“You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.”

“Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is.”

“Next, I'm holding a bag of clothes, being herded toward an open door filled with sunlight. My briefs are still looped around my ankles, so I'm waddling, my erection swinging in front of me like a blind man's cane, and the talent wrangler has the nerve to say, 'Thank you for coming...”