“My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill.”

“In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.”

“It took my whole life to buy this stuff.”

“Imagine how you’d feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn’t stand.”

“My point is, that if I'm honest, my life is all about me.”

“Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.”

“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”