“Optimism is the first symptom that any disease is fatal.”

“It's the Marilyn Monroe school of medicine where enough of any drug will cure any disease.”

“She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that.”

“What if reality is nothing but some disease?”

“Inspiration needs disease, injury, madness.”

“I embrace my own festering diseased corruption,”

“Scratch any fortune and you'll find blood only a generation or two back...child labor in mines or mills...Slavery. Drugs. Stock swindles. Wasting nature with clear-cuts, pollution, harvesting to extinction. Monopolies. Disease. War. Every fortune comes out of something unpleasant.”