“Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people……..”
“You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore."I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk”
“Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.”
“In this world, Elwood, you must be oh-so-smart or -oh-so-pleasant. For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me.”
“A Bible-quoting erotica writer--you are quite the oxymoron.”
“A visit always brings pleasure-- if not when it begins, then when it ends. (Quoted from another book)”