“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”
“Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.”
“You have to keep recycling yourself.”
“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.”
“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”
“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.”
“The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.”