“Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.”
“BP has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders.”
“Looming visage noble American colonel. Courageous, renown of history, Colonel Sanders, image forever accompanied odor of sacrificial meat. Eternal flame offering wind savory perfume roasted flesh.”
“There is no such thing as a “war hero”, because there is nothing about war that is heroic.”
“[Memory] visits when it is hungry, not when you are.”
“You cannot have power for good without having power for evil too. Even mother's milk nourishes murderers as well as heroes.”