“Skinny guys fight till they're burger.”
“high school guys only appear hot to high school girls. its something to do with the fluorescent lighting in the classrooms, i think. They're actually really skinny and spotty, and they have giant feet”
“I'm a burger and brew guy in a paté and Chardonnay world. I'm as health conscious as the next guy, as long as the next guy is sitting on a bar stool. FALSE DAWN http://tinyurl.com/64qngk5”
“Cal," he said by way of explanation. "I owe that guy, like, a mountain of burgers. It's getting embarrassing.”
“we'll fight till he*l freezes over.... then we'll fight on the ice”
“No fight is hopeless till it has been fought.”