“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
“Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
“You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!”
“Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken.”
“DOES THIS STRAITJACKET MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?”