“The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.”

“..."The most boring thing in the entire world," Brandy says, "is nudity."The second most boring thing, she says, is honesty....The third most boring thing in the entire world is your sorry-assed past. So Brandy never asked me anything.”

“I want to tell them, stay in the cage. There are bet­ter things than free­dom. There are worse things than liv­ing a long bored life in some stranger’s house and then dy­ing and go­ing to ca­nary heav­en.”

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

“There are worse things than finding your wife and child dead. You can watch the world do it. You can watch your wife get old and bored. You can watch your kids discover everything in the world you've tried to save them from. Drugs, divorce, conformity, disease. All the nice clean books, music, television. Distraction.”

“Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?”

“The most I can ever do is write things down. To remember them. The details. To honor them in some way.”