“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

“The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.”

“You have to keep recycling yourself.”

“The worst part of writing fiction is the fear of wasting your life behind a keyboard. The idea that, dying, you'll realize you only lived on paper. Your only adventures were make-believe, and while the world fought and kissed, you sat in some dark room masturbating and making money.”

“My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill.”

“Imagine how you’d feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn’t stand.”

“you ever been trapped in a world where you're everyone's worst nightmare?”