“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”
“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will be surprised by how shitty my book is.”
“Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.”
“You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the words, 'I love you.' And each passer-by, no matter who, gets a square all his or her own. I don't want my square of toilet paper.'I didn't realize it was toilet paper.”
“I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.”
“Make life like toilet paper - long and usefull”