“they all think men are obsolete. useless. as if we're just some sexual appendix.”

“Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.”

“We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”

“We're all trapped. It's always 1734. All of us, we're stuck in the same time capsule, the same as those television shows where the same people are marooned on the same desert island for thirty seasons and never age or escape. They just wear more makeup. In a creepy way, those shows are maybe too authentic.”

“We're all of us haunted and haunting.”

“Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.”

“You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”