“They assume she was once gorgeously beautiful. Because now she looks so—bad. ”

“The way she looks right now, you have to think about multiple car pile-ups. Imagine two bloodmobiles colliding head on. The way she looks, you'd have to think of mass graves to even log thirty seconds in the saddle. Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.”

“She set them up on a date with their subconscious because nothing is as good as you can imagine it. No one is as beautiful as she is in your head. Nothing is as exciting as your fantasy.”

“Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.”

“Because nothing is as good as you can imagine it. No one is as beautiful as she is in your head. Nothing is as exciting as your fantasy.”

“She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.”

“The girl traced the outline of her lover's shadow so she would always have a record of how he looked...”