“Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.”
“People fall in love all the time. And it's not always with the right people. And it's not always reciprocated.”
“This is the Speaker for the Dead? Judging someone by appearances?" "Maybe I've fallen in love with Grego." "You've always been a sucker for people who pee on you.”
“Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!”
“there's always something in miso soup”
“Never fall in love?""Always," said the count. "I am always in love.”