“What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.”

“No, it's not fair, but what makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven.”

“What makes the earth feel like hell is our expectation that it ought to feel like heaven. Earth is earth. Hell is hell. Now, stop with the whining and caterwauling.”

“The feeling is less like an ending than just another starting point.”

“More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.”

“Amber saw getting infected as the ultimate commitment. Like her and the guy would be doomed to be with each other. Looking back, she figured a brush with death would make her really enjoy her life. Like she would feel more alive.”

“Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.”