“When it comes to choosing a savior, they won't settle for just a human being.”

“Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You have to be everything regular people aren’t. Where they fail, you have to go all the way. Be what people are too afraid to be. Become whom they admire. People shopping for a messiah want quality. Nobody is going to follow a loser. When it comes to choosing a savior, they won't settle for just a human being.”

“If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love.”

“The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.”

“Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.”

“I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him forever.”

“How torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.”