“When you travel a lot, you learn to pack the same for every trip. Six white shirts, two black trousers. The bare minimum you need to survive.”

“Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black or rich, anymore. We all want the same. Individually, we are nothing.”

“You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?”

“Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.”

“Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”

“If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't.”

“You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore."I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk”