“Where would Jesus be if no one ever wrote the gospels?”

“Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?”

“You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you've ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men's cologne.”

“Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?”

“The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.”

“you ever been trapped in a world where you're everyone's worst nightmare?”

“In a world where vows are worthless.Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises are made to be broken, it would be nice to see words come back into power.”