“You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe until the event. Until it's too late. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble”
“Quoting her mother: The trouble with a book is you never know what's in it until it's too late!”
“people will tell you were they have gone, they'll tell you where to go, but until you get there for yourself you never really know.”
“You can never be really sure of how much you believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life or death to you.”
“The problem with the truth is that is pisses a lot of people off who are trying to hide it.”
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”