“You have to keep recycling yourself.”

“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”

“Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?”

“The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.”

“Just let yourself be broken and humiliated. Just your whole life, keep telling people, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry...”

“You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist.”