“You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.”

“You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.”

“You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.”

“The career of a movie star consists of helping everyone else forget their troubles. Using charm and beauty and good cheer to make life look easy.”

“All these thousands of miles later, all these different people I've been, and it's still the same story. Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying? How is it you can keep mutating and still be the same deadly virus?”

“If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?”

“This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.”