“Call them what you want. Garden gnomes. Lawn ornaments. Little evil outdoor statuary hell-bent on world domination. It doesn't matter. What does matter is that, right now, they're hiding in plain sight, pretending to be symbols of merriment and good will.”

Chuck Sambuchino

Chuck Sambuchino - “Call them what you want. Garden...” 1

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