“Write as much as you can.As fast as you can.Finish your shit.Hit your deadlines. Try very hard not to suck.”
“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!”
“The moment you put a deadline on your dream, it becomes a goal.”
“So...I suggest you try and get control over your more unusual nature, see if you can't coax those claws away, and I'll try very, very hard not to throw up over what's left of your shoes. How does that sound?”
“It’s amazing how fast you can write when there’s a gun to your head.”
“Each time you sit down to write, you should cleanse your linguistic palate by reading some things that are vastly unlike what you’ve been writing. As a warm-up activity, you might try actively imitating a writing style different from your own. It’s hard to do and highly unpriming.”