“Don't ever brag about the funds(money) of your parents because they might leave wuth it when their time comes instead strive to make yours and have your personal bragging rights”

“There's no point in bragging in the good times. Your friends don't need to hear it and your enemies won't believe it anyway.”

“Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.”

“Stealing is wrong Billy”

“Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.”

“Remember something, if you will, about voting: Voting is not a horse race, you're not going there thinking "Gee, I gotta pick the winner so I can brag to my friends 'Oh, I picked so-and-so and he or she won'". Voting is voting your heart and voting your conscience and when you've done that, don't ever, EVER let a Democrat or Republican tell you that you've wasted your vote because the fact is, if you DON'T vote your heart and conscience then you HAVE wasted your vote.”

“Celebrate your victories! Be verbal about it. Haters will say you're bragging, but those who love you will celebrate with you.”