“He's not lazy. He's just highly inefficient.”
“Nowhere have I ever heard of Satan taking the form of an avuncular hippie. No doubt he could. It just seems inefficient.”
“Bones was in high spirits. Why wouldn't he be? He had just hypothetically fucked me into incomprehension.”
“He is not bad, I don't think. Perhaps he is simply too lazy to be good.”
“Did you think he was just some lazy pure-blood who needed protection?” His voice dripped sarcasm.“Well he looks like one! How was I supposed to know he was secretly Rambo in Dockers?”
“If a person is intelligent, then of course he is either an agnostic or an atheist. Just as he is a physical coward. They are automatic definitions of high intelligence.”