“If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.”
“They have never heard of Lindsay Lohan. They are blessed.”
“Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire.”
“Absense diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire.”
“It's the Marilyn Monroe school of medicine where enough of any drug will cure any disease.”
“The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.”