“Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.”
“The Internet: Where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents.”
“But this is the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the 12 year olds are FBI agents.- RamzaHevenlyKinght”
“Oh, for the love of God. There is no agent more agent than you. I swear you have pin-striped ties encrypted into your DNA. When you die, the coffin is going to read Property of the FBI.”
“It's a truth universally acknowledged that an FBI special agent in possession of great skill and talent is likely to engage in trash talk every now and then.”
“It strikes me, sir, that you are nearing the point where even a grateful American might tell you to go to the devil.-Nero Wolfe to an FBI Agent”