“I'm envious of the pigeon. It doesn't have a care in the world beyond eating, sleeping, and defecating on park statues. That's the life.”
“I'll sit in the park and feed the pigeons for a while.'We don't have pigeons.'Then I'll feed the pterodactyls.”
“Somedays you're the pigeon, somedays you're the statue.”
“It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.”
“We should not sleep to recover the energy expended when awake but rather wake occasionally to defecate the unwanted energy that sleep engenders.”
“Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World," said the Rat. "And that's something that doesn't matter, either to you or to me. I've never been there, and I'm never going, nor you either, if you've got any sense at all.”