“Like all lawyers, I was delighted by gratitude. It happened so rarely.”
“Truth is so rare, it is delightful to tell it.”
“Maybe I should be a lawyer instead of a magical baker, Rose thought. Lawyers' mistakes rarely result in old men climbing on top of towers and taking off their pants.”
“War is the statesman's game, the priest's delight, the lawyer's jest, the hired assassin's trade.”
“If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? ”
“Then a lawyer said, But what of our laws, master? And he answered: 'You delight in laying down laws. Yet you delight more in breaking them.”