“When pockets were first added to women’s clothing in 1913, a Paris reporter wrote, “It’s all over with men’s superiority over women.” Pockets are indeed indispensable, and they come in two types: patch and set-in”
“We need a coat with two pockets. In one pocket there is dust, and in the other pocket there is gold. We need a coat with two pockets to remind us who we are.”
“There are two types of panicking: standing still and not saying a word, and leaping all over the place babbling anything that comes into your head.”
“If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.”
“When you buy a jacket, it’s important the pockets are big enough for a paperback!”
“* The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”