“[Samantha Dunn] wrote that when God wants your attention, first He throws feathers. After that, He starts throwing bricks.”
“When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important, and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples.”
“Sign I wrote on the inside of a brick wall: This is not an exit. This is a wall. Though if you get a long running start, and really throw your shoulder into it, I’m sure you could get out this way.”
“Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get you to pay attention.”
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”
“I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.”