“Nothing is quite as depressing as depression.”

“Death is a dark flower, its perfume heady and dangerous as it pulls you into its bosom.”

“Being nothing felt quite the same as being something. Maybe she had never been something at all.”

“Don't tell me the skys the limit when there are footprints on the moon”

“Pessimistic" is a word for "realistic" that optimists use to make themselves feel better (about their unrealisticness).”

“Many's the man lost much just because he missed a perfect opportunity to say nothing.”

“Anyone can write good sex scenes. All you need is some basic knowledge of anatomy, the right vocabulary and some choice reading material. Experience has nothing to do with it.”