“Good guys are either taken or gay”

“(well, LOVE and gay rights - three cheers for straight girls who max out on helping gay guys)”

“Why don't you marry another gay guy? That was fun...”

“Women and gay guys always get stuck with that image that they couldn’t possibly be interested in the game itself—it had to be the guys. I mean sure it’s a fringe benefit but when the game is on the last thing you’re thinking about is the bodies of the men. You’re concentrating on that red leather oval ball and if it will make it between the triad of poles that will either signify glory or failure.”

“Guys hung out all the time. It didn’t mean they were gay. But when you are gay, you automatically think everybody knows and wonder if you’re safe.”

“What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay.”