“Life sucks, but don't let it suck you in”
“Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again. ”
“Life sucks, and then you die...”
“Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.”
“You don't suck another person's sucker uninvited.”
“When life sucks, suck on a lemon; life'll seem a whole lot sweeter.”