“I'M NOT A PESSIMIST! I just see the glass half empty even when it's completely full....WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.”
“You're the type who thinks of the glass as being half full, instead of half empty. "No," she said, "I'm just grateful for the glass.”
“Half full or half empty, just be thankful if your glass has anything in it at all.”
“It's not a case of the glass being half full or half empty; more that we tipped a whole half-pint into an empty pint pot. I had to see how much was there, though, and now I know.”
“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”