“If God had wanted us to think with our wombs, why did he give us a brain?”

“But if God had wanted us to think with just our wombs, why did He give us a brain?”

“Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

“Don't worry about your studies. When you want to do them well you will do them superbly. But for the moment the main thing is to get what little happiness there is in this wartorn world because "these are only good old days" now.”

“Courage is the ladder on which all other virtues mount.”