“Dogs are the magicians of the universe.”
“Wizard’s work was a pleasure and a madness. No wonder the university magicians rambled at times like daft bastards.”
“As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.”
“For God's sake,' the dog is saying, 'open the universe a little more!”
“[A] competent magician should have the ability to stand still at a bus stop with closed eyes and have the entire universe disappear apart from a single blazing visualised sigil or muttered spell.”
“If you attend Miskatonic University, your homework might eat your dog.”