“Apparently she used to star in movies.Probably The Bride of Frankenstein. - Simon Mugford”

“If she can bite a vulture, she can jump a crack.~Victor Frankenstein”

“Simon?" she asked. "I have a stupid question.""What is it?""Did you sleep with Isabelle?"Simon made a choking sound. Clary swiveled slowly around to look at him."Are you okay?" she asked."I think so," he said, recovering his poise with apparent effort. "Are you serious?""Well, you were gone all night.”

“We weren't being mauled by lions.We weren't being tortured with bamboo shoots shoved under our fingernails.No Chinese water torture.No burning at the stake.We weren't even being interrogated under bright lights.If only.No, what we endured was a special kind of torture, designed especially for us by The Rat, that made me wish for a bamboo manicure. - Simon Mugford”

“She is not for you. She is a wild one--wild, without shame. This is not a bride for a rabbi".”

“BABY, I'LL BE YOUR FRANKENSTEIN!”