“Chances are, if we can't laugh at something, we can't think rationally about it.”

“Instead of dying from the cold of winter, we find death in cholesterol.”

“Nobody has a maximum amount of storage for fat, and it’s unlikely that we have a maximum capacity for knowledge.”

“The number of diet books available to the public correlates to obesity rates.”

“War makes animals of men, and we can't let that happen to us. If we do, we won't have any chance of survival.”

“Nothing will see us through the age we're entering but high consciousness, and that comes hard. We don't have a good, modern myth yet, and we need one.”

“To consent to paradox is to consent to suffering that which is greater than the ego. The religious experience lies exactly at that point of insolubility where we feel we can proceed no further. This is an invitation to that which is greater than one's self.”