“The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.”

“We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.”

“I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.”

“People only get really interesting when they start to rattle the bars of their cages.”

“How the hell did he get himself into this position in the first place? Oh, yeah, some little woman approached him in a bar and said she paid him for sex.”

“When you spend time as part of a female minority in bars full of drunk men, it was hard not to think that some of them would have hit on me for no other reason than that I was female, regardless of how I acted, what I said, or what I looked like. I therefore learned that getting hit on wasn’t necessarily a compliment and, the later it happened in the evening, the less of a compliment it was. - Away from the Spotlight”