“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.”
“I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer.”
“Having five cats around the house helps me have no expectations. They are not goal-fulfilling creatures in any human sense. There is little one can expect of a cat.”
“Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet].”
“Refinement. A man who is decorous and mannerly. One who is– (Nora)Boring. (Cat)How so? (Nora)Have you ever been around such men? They’re mewling. Fussing over their hair, their cloths. They’re more woman than man. (Cat)”
“Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.”