“Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole.”
“Oh, Lee, how deep into the rabbit hole you have fallen. You're worse than Alice.”
“Had Dr. Seuss been a slightly insane pornographer, he might have written a book like this.--reviewing Nicholson Baker's House of Holes”
“Because if you were the problem, chances were you could also be the solution. The only way to find out was to take another shot.”
“Victims recite problems, leaders provide solutions.”
“Oh -- who's the Queen?""Her, of course. The White Queen. You're just like Alice, you know. Down the rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter.”