“Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?”
“When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie!”
“Bad Dixie! No more sex for you!”
“I always carry a pistol when I go [to the New York Public Library]. Never did trust those stone lions.”
“You’ll be very close to him when you shoot him. So shove the pistol in his face and pull the trigger instantly.”Ingrid aka ‘Alis K’The Informer”
“The single-biggest proof that the Dixie Chicks are Van Halen is their audience; they are singing to the same teenage boys, except those boys are now teenage girls. ”